February 2012
Someone: I'm a photography major
Me: hahaahha
Hajajahajhahaha
HHahahahahHAHAHAH
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mormonhub:
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“Looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper!”
fandom secret
i love cum
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
good night i have so much hw due tomorrow I haven’t done any of it oops haha
idk wtf rufio is in hook
all i know is dante basco was zuko and jake long
mirai nikki is SO GOOD omg
i just watched the first episode of mirai nikki
the premise is that people are playing a game where they have to kill each other
good
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joshishollywood:
Sometimes I sing Single Ladies in a minor key and laugh to myself about how fucking evil and desperate it sounds as a result
Reblog if you know an Asian guy named Kevin.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
why does farting feel so GOOD
onlinefriend:
do you know why i love puppies? they’re cute and furry and WIGGLY and play..ie and barky and adorable and i wanna squeeze all the puppies until their lil eyes pop out onto my lap
meryl streep’s accents though jfc
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cybercelibate:
99% of you have probably only seen like one Meryl Streep film…
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meryl streep whooo omg sophie’s choice I remember that movie
slow-riot:
A tumblr user literally just told me to go kill myself because I thought that A Day To Remember, The Maine, Nevershoutnever, Bring Me The Horizon and Green Day don’t write good lyrics.
He literally told me to commit suicide for liking different music than him.
You just valued the lyrics of nevershoutnever over the life of a human being.
agirlonfire:
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
oh my god are you actually serious right now?
the Harry Potter film series has won a total of twelve Oscars. Not zero. Do your research. Just because it’s never won Best Picture (which, lets be real here, the only installment that was even deserving of a nomination was HPDH2)....
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jolteeon replied to your post: omfg RDJ’s son is so hot wtf
RDJ are my initials what
omg i was talking about robert downey jr but OMG OMG YOU HAVE THE SAME INTIALS
im sure you’d have a hot son too
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via lungs-)
omfg RDJ’s son
is so hot wtf
mentalhospitals:
I’m Canadian so my opinion is always wrong.
stop reblogging the picture of the calculators and look up “implied multiplication” or “multiplication via juxtaposition” please
mentalhospitals:
hyjinks:
mentalhospitals:
The Invention of Hugo Cabret was a crappy book so I’m assuming the movie sucked.
also
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_fallacy
I’m saying that I disliked the book, and the movie is based on the book.
uhm
that’s why it’s a genetic fallacy
did you not look
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mentalhospitals:
The Invention of Hugo Cabret was a crappy book so I’m assuming the movie sucked.
also
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_fallacy
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: My due date is soon. Can I have maternity leave?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
angelina jolie and lana del rey kissing
clarri:
actual ableism:
someone being denied a job because of their mental health status
an autistic person being denied a life-saving surgery because they’re autistic
not ableism:
someone using the word ‘derp’ while making a silly face
calling someone a ‘fucktard’
calling someone stupid or lame or unintelligent or an idiot or a moron
‘someone I talked to today didn’t notice my invisible...